Are you ready to be a micro stock photographer? QUIZ!
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d) You grab your camera bag and head out the door, cash in pocket.
2. Your camera bag is…
a) Nonexistent
b) Somewhere in your mom’s closet at home.
c) Something you’ve been meaning to organize
d) Right by the computer, ready to go.
3. Your memory cards….
a) are still on the shopping list
b) are singular, still in the camera with college frat party pics on them
c) are plural, but full of documents and stuff mishmashed, full.
d) are separated by premium gold for quick Mp4 transfer and sorted by gigs.
4. Your main camera…
a) is on your cellphone, but working it is a hassle.
b) is one your mom handed down, with expensive film.
c) is broken and waiting to go to the shop.
d) is next to the digital one in your camera bag.
5. Out of every ten pictures you snap,
a) Most are blurry and not usable
b) Pretty dull, but accidents do happen….
c) One or two are good but you don’t want to hassle with software.
d) Six or Seven become usable crops.
6. You take photo forays once a…
a) millennium
b) blue moon
c) whenever a walkabout is convenient at a destination venue
d) whenever weather changes, new roads open up, or the air is clear.
7. You use video because…
a) That’s what the cellphone does with that button
b) You get more video per memory card than pictures.
c) Video loads onto Youtube easy
d) You can grab action and multiple shots per second to break down later.
8. You don’t have a battery recharger because…
a) You don’t them enough to run them out
b) Easier to buy new batteries when you need them
c) You buy bulk batteries at big box stores
d) Your cameras take lithium cells and recharge in the camera.
9) When friends tell acquaintances about your photography…
a) They try to remember the last picture you took…
b) they mumble and look off to the side.
c) They fish a few frayed snaps out of their purses/wallets.
d) The website url and business card tell people everything.
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